The Taunter

In his higher pitched and slightly evil voice,
The Taunter calls out over the gate...
"oooh Baaaaaarkleeey. Cooome heeeeeeere."

Next would always follow the taunting of...
"I'm Nooot gooonna shoooooooooooot yooou."

And just as soon as the, well let's face it,
not-so-brilliant dog came near
(for the hundredth time)
WHAMMO!

As you can see, The Taunter was very impressed with himself.