Happy Valentine's Day!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The
apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
wait for the right man to come along, the one who is
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.

Now men . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.

Happy Valentines Day!